Friday, June 29, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Bone Marrow Registrations Spike after Celebrity Calls Public's Attention to Otherwise Ignored Disease
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Supreme Court Strikes Down Mandatory Life Sentences for Juveniles, Cites Sandusky Conviction as Reason
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
"I should've seen this coming; it's IKEA after all," said Martin Gruntlich, 33, of Germany. "I mean, I never thought I'd have to put the damn TV together -- and with only a horribly drawn manual, a box of stripped and irregularly sized screws, some glue, and that silly hex wrench. I have an electrical engineering degree, and I still can't make heads or tails of this thing!"
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Thursday, June 21, 2012
"Countries around the world are reshaping themselves into competing business entities and centers of commerce, not nation states. Geopolitical rules are being replaced with business procedures," said Len Waybill, head economist of the Peter Pinguid Society. This trend became more apparent Thursday when al Qaeda agencies in Pakistan filed a series of lawsuits alleging that U.S. workers, particularly employees of SEAL Team Six, had violated labor codes and created a hostile working environment that led to the wrongful termination of several executives.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
Lindsay Lohan Succumbs to Exhaustion and Dehydration, Fans Organize Charity to Provide Abused Celebrities with Water
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Britons Shocked and Outraged as Leveson Inquiry Finds No Sexual Relationship Between Rebekah Brooks and David Cameron
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012