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clark"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Economy"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"fiscal cliff"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"holidays"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"mayan calendar"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Nation"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"new years eve"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Narrowly Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse, Millions of Americans Fear 2013 Won't Come without Dick Clark"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/--4d34lBR9FA\/UOHsAwm0aVI\/AAAAAAAAI-s\/IunBDwMkYHI\/s1600\/Skull+Ball+2013.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/--4d34lBR9FA\/UOHsAwm0aVI\/AAAAAAAAI-s\/IunBDwMkYHI\/s200\/Skull+Ball+2013.jpg\" width=\"200\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESAN NARCISO, Calif.\u003C\/b\u003E (\u003Ci\u003EBennington Vale Evening Transcript\u003C\/i\u003E) -- Dick Clark, the iconic personality behind \"American Bandstand,\" died April 18 at the age of 82. Throughout his career, Clark remained an influential force in popular music. He introduced generations of Americans to megastars from Buddy Holly to Michael Jackson to Madonna. He translated his success into the creation of a pop culture media empire. But Clark truly solidified his presence as a cultural touchstone after becoming the host of the eponymous New Year's Eve specials that ran on ABC for four decades. To viewers around the globe, Dick Clark owned New Year's Eve. Investors agreed. But as millions mourned the passing of \"the world's oldest teenager\" last spring, millions more flooded government offices and churches Monday in sheer terror, demanding to know if 2013 would come without Clark. Authorities have refused to comment for fear of setting off a chain of riots and suicides.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003EEschatological beliefs about the end of world in 2012 increased this December as the fated Mayan date and imminent plunge off the fiscal cliff drew near. And although Earth's presaged final days came and went without incident once again, a greater population of Americans have expressed sincere concerns about New Year's Eve 2012 signalling the dreaded blast from Gabriel's trumpet.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe modern iteration of this fear appeared to take root shortly before the Y2K scare. This gave way to the Doomsday panic of the Bush presidency, which seemed intent on helping along the Rapture. More recently, End Times prophet Harold Camping did his desperate level-best to see the world perish in famine and plague. And lurking in the background of all these events, almost underscoring them, was the Mayan calendar, which ended on December 21, 2012.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ETo most, the Mayan drop-dead date was invoked in jest or as an easy plot device for big budget action films. But in late February, when \"Jersey Shores\" star Nicole \"Snooki\" Polizzi announced her pregnancy, even non-believers began earnestly reconsidering their stances on faith.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe other grave issue facing Americans is the uncertainty of the economy. Democrats and Republicans have again found themselves at an impasse over a fiscal cliff deal, which is set to expire at midnight. The passing of Dick Clark leaves the fate of 2013 more uncertain than ever before.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"It's the final nail in the coffin -- maybe literally,\" said Walker Hollywell, professor of Theological Economics at San Narciso College. \"What once seemed inevitable -- that a garishly illuminated ball would take a 10-second plunge down a pole in Times Square to usher in 2013 -- doesn't anymore. There's no Christmas without Christ. There's no New Year without Clark. What if -- just suppose for a moment -- that time couldn't progress without him. I mean, the guy never aged. He must have had some alien control over time. Whatever the reason, we're speeding headlong into oblivion. Or worse.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2012. See \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/p\/company.html\"\u003Edisclaimers\u003C\/a\u003E.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/5812771661416181203"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/5812771661416181203"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2012\/12\/narrowly-surviving-mayan-apocalypse.html","title":"Narrowly Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse, Millions of Americans Fear 2013 Won't Come without Dick Clark"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/--4d34lBR9FA\/UOHsAwm0aVI\/AAAAAAAAI-s\/IunBDwMkYHI\/s72-c\/Skull+Ball+2013.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-5734045962408379698"},"published":{"$t":"2012-04-18T22:49:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-04-18T22:49:33.439-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"celebrities"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"dick clark"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Entertainment"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"mayan calendar"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"new years eve"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Obituaries"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Dick Clark's Death Spurs Concerns That 2013 Won't Come"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Bu3SyuNqXAE\/T4-m1Cjix3I\/AAAAAAAAEpg\/-xKslJ30zUE\/s1600\/DICK-CLARK-AB_320.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Bu3SyuNqXAE\/T4-m1Cjix3I\/AAAAAAAAEpg\/-xKslJ30zUE\/s200\/DICK-CLARK-AB_320.jpg\" width=\"200\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ERIP Dick Clark (1929 - 2012)\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESAN NARCISO, Calif.\u003C\/b\u003E (\u003Ci\u003EBennington Vale Evening Transcript\u003C\/i\u003E) -- Dick Clark, the iconic personality behind \"American Bandstand,\" died Wednesday at the age of 82. Doctors credited the cause of death to a heart attack. Throughout his career, Clark remained an influential force in popular music. He introduced generations of Americans to megastars from Buddy Holly to Michael Jackson to Madonna. He translated his success into the creation of a pop culture media empire. But Clark truly solidified his presence as a cultural touchstone after becoming the host of the eponymous New Year's Eve specials that ran on ABC for four decades. To viewers around the globe, Dick Clark owned New Year's Eve. Investors agreed. But as millions today mourned the passing of \"the world's oldest teenager\" and reflected on his legacy, millions more flooded government offices and churches in sheer terror, demanding to know if 2013 would come without Clark. Authorities have refused to comment for fear of setting off a chain of riots and suicides.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003EEschatological beliefs about the end of world in 2012 have increased as the fated date draws near. The modern iteration of this fear appeared to take root shortly before the Y2K scare. This gave way to the Doomsday panic of the Bush presidency, which seemed intent on helping along the Rapture. More recently, End Times prophet Harold Camping did his desperate level-best to see the world perish in famine and plague. And lurking in the background of all these events, almost underscoring them, has been the Mayan calendar, which ends on December 21, 2012.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ETo most, the Mayan drop-dead date has been invoked in jest or as an easy plot device for big budget action films. But in late February, when \"Jersey Shores\" star Nicole \"Snooki\" Polizzi announced her pregnancy -- with a due date of December 21, 2012 -- even non-believers began earnestly reconsidering their stances on faith.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe passing of Dick Clark leaves the fate of 2013 more uncertain than ever before.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"It's the final nail in the coffin -- maybe literally,\" said Walker Hollywell, professor of Theological Economics at San Narciso College. \"What once seemed inevitable -- that a garishly illuminated ball would take a 10-second plunge down a pole in Times Square to usher in 2013 -- doesn't anymore. There's no Christmas without Christ. There's no New Year without Clark. What if -- just suppose for a moment -- that time couldn't progress without him. I mean, the guy never aged. He must have had some alien control over time. Whatever the reason, we're speeding headlong into oblivion. Or worse.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003EIn Related News\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EDick Clark Productions clarified that doctors cited a \"massive heart attack\" as the cause of Mr. Clark's death. The company was not, as many believed, announcing the band Massive Attack as the headlining act for Rockin' New Year's Eve 2012.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe Clark Estate sued Ryan Seacrest for the rights to Dick Clark's remains after Seacrest leaked funeral plans that included suspending the coffin from a pole and counting down its descent to the grave. Lady Gaga, slated to sing Ave Maria following eulogies from Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, called Seacrest's plan \"tacky.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2012. See \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/p\/company.html\"\u003Edisclaimers\u003C\/a\u003E.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/5734045962408379698"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/5734045962408379698"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2012\/04\/dick-clarks-death-spurs-concerns-that.html","title":"Dick Clark's Death Spurs Concerns That 2013 Won't Come"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/11294212194200456876"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"30","src":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/--hCbtvmsMJU\/TvtIS5V0cwI\/AAAAAAAAAAg\/BhScrgRwXlI\/s220\/BVET%2BBret.png"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Bu3SyuNqXAE\/T4-m1Cjix3I\/AAAAAAAAEpg\/-xKslJ30zUE\/s72-c\/DICK-CLARK-AB_320.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-281097159044196867"},"published":{"$t":"2011-10-21T16:50:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-10-21T16:58:26.367-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christianity"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Community News"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"end of the world"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"family stations"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"harold camping"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"planking"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Harold Camping in Custody After Attacking Plankers He Mistook for Saved Souls"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-R-6mdtldBrE\/TqIEvYS20rI\/AAAAAAAADgQ\/3Ph0ZMrV00s\/s1600\/planking+sf.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-R-6mdtldBrE\/TqIEvYS20rI\/AAAAAAAADgQ\/3Ph0ZMrV00s\/s200\/planking+sf.jpg\" width=\"200\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESAN FRANCISCO, Calif.\u003C\/b\u003E (\u003Ci\u003EBennington Vale Evening Transcript\u003C\/i\u003E) -- Representatives of Family Stations issued a public apology Friday evening to the families of eight college students after admitting that an embarrassed and disgruntled Harold Camping attacked them with his cane in Golden Gate Park. Although the precise details of the assault remain sketchy, authorities claim that Camping had requested to be taken to the area to assess the Lord’s loving and merciful slaughter of sinners, as well as His progress in sucking the souls of the pious back to Heaven. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E“What Mr. Camping found,” one officer on scene described, “was a group of over 20 college students face down on the lawn. He must have believed that his rapture had begun. When he realized that he’d happened upon an elaborate display of planking, he just went nuts. At this time, we are placing Mr. Camping on a 72-hour mental health hold. None of the students were seriously injured, and no one’s pressing any charges at this time.” \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2011. See \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/p\/company.html\"\u003Edisclaimers\u003C\/a\u003E.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/281097159044196867"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/281097159044196867"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/10\/harold-camping-in-custody-after.html","title":"Harold Camping in Custody After Attacking Plankers He Mistook for Saved Souls"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-R-6mdtldBrE\/TqIEvYS20rI\/AAAAAAAADgQ\/3Ph0ZMrV00s\/s72-c\/planking+sf.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-7038252306264814340"},"published":{"$t":"2011-10-21T12:38:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-10-21T12:38:11.781-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christianity"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"end of the world"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"family stations"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"harold camping"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Nation"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Harold Camping Confirms October 21 Apocalypse Redux, Westboro Baptist Church to Protest Planet’s Funeral"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-5c4oktxGKyI\/TcrzfwXChTI\/AAAAAAAACSQ\/Jz96GEcC70E\/s1600\/Harold-Camping.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-5c4oktxGKyI\/TcrzfwXChTI\/AAAAAAAACSQ\/Jz96GEcC70E\/s200\/Harold-Camping.jpg\" width=\"176\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESAN NARCISO, Calif.\u003C\/b\u003E (\u003Ci\u003EBennington Vale Evening Transcript\u003C\/i\u003E) -- Family Stations’ End Time prophet, Harold Camping, has been unusually silent since his May 21 rapture prediction failed to materialize in the terrifying manner he envisioned. At that time, he rationalized the anticlimactic event as a “spiritual rapture,” in which sinners were placed on God’s naughty list while those slated for salvation were duly noted on His nice list. “More than ‘thy rod and thy staff,’ it seems that the Lord operates more bureaucratically,” said a spokesperson for Family Stations. “I guess you could look at it more from the perspective of ‘thy clipboard and thy form in triplicate.’ God may not play dice, as they say, but it seems that He’s a stickler for lists, process optimization and organizational best practices.”\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003EBack in May, Camping described a very corporeal apocalypse, featuring angels with bloody wings and a landscape strewn with carnage: “Judgment Day is feared by the world and is the day that God will destroy the world because of the sins of mankind. There’s no greater expression of the Lord’s undying love than tearing apart billions of men, women, and children through a series of excruciating terrors, drawn out over a five-month period of ongoing torture. As warrior angels descend from the heavens to feast on the entrails of your babies, take comfort in knowing that after their bones have been picked clean, and their screams of anguish have turned to gurgles of blood and despair, a better life awaits them.”\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ENow, however, Camping has replaced some of his original fire and brimstone with bankruptcy and metaphor. Like the poet T.S. Eliot, Camping feels the world may end in a whimper. He cited the ruin of economies in Greece, the United States, Spain, Italy and other “sodomite” nations where homosexuality runs rampant. Like it or not, Camping explained, more devout regions in the Middle East enjoy solid financial positions “because, as Iran’s president said, they have no gays there. I mean, Greece practically invented gay. And America’s political system is based on the ramblings of Plato, so our entire foundation is gay.”\u0026nbsp;He also mentioned the minor earthquake that shook Berkeley, Calif., this morning, noting its proximity to San Francisco.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECritics again dismissed Camping’s prophesies, illustrating that Camping suffered a stroke in June but was not taken to Heaven, calling into doubt his own credentials with the Almighty.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EStill, adopting a “better safe than sorry” mentality, Piers Addleson’s Pea House will be offering a “last meal” special until the world ends this evening (“Get Your Last Meal Here -- It’s Your Last Rite”). Local retailers will also be selling their remaining \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/05\/day-three-of-may-21-apocalypse.html\"\u003ERapture Kits\u003C\/a\u003E left over from May, at discounted prices. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd although skeptical, principals at the Westboro Baptist Church decided to hedge their bets by releasing a call for supporters to gather this evening and organize a protest for the six billion funerals likely to take place should the Lord decide to end the world. The controversial church also erected a giant pole outside its Kansas headquarters to count down the End Time in a fashion similar to the glowing ball over Times Square on New Year’s Eve. Their structure features a life-sized crucifix with an effigy of Harold Camping in drag that will begin its descent around 6:00 p.m. local time.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2011. See \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/p\/company.html\"\u003Edisclaimers\u003C\/a\u003E.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/7038252306264814340"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/7038252306264814340"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/10\/harold-camping-confirms-october-21.html","title":"Harold Camping Confirms October 21 Apocalypse Redux, Westboro Baptist Church to Protest Planet’s Funeral"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-5c4oktxGKyI\/TcrzfwXChTI\/AAAAAAAACSQ\/Jz96GEcC70E\/s72-c\/Harold-Camping.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-1983600947412335741"},"published":{"$t":"2011-05-20T06:00:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-05-20T16:28:23.112-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Community News"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"end of the world"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"music"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Day Eight of May 21 Apocalypse: KCUF Radio's \"End of Days\" Play List"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cb\u003ESAN NARCISO, Calif.\u003C\/b\u003E -- Wendell “Mucho” Maas -- operator of KCUF radio in San Narciso County, and contributing music editor for \u003Ci\u003EThe Bennington Vale Evening Transcript\u003C\/i\u003E -- has put together an eclectic Judgment Day playlist to help fritter away the hours until the end. Tune in to KCUF for more apocalypse-themed songs, which will begin broadcasting at 6:00 a.m. on Saturday, May 21. Programming will conclude, along with the rest of the world, at 6:00 p.m.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ciframe frameborder=\"0\" height=\"451\" src=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/present\/embed?id=dc2wjqsh_476fq5xm2dv\u0026amp;size=m\" width=\"535\"\u003E\u003C\/iframe\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2011. All stories are works of satire and parody.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/1983600947412335741"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/1983600947412335741"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/05\/day-eight-of-may-21-apocalypse-kcuf.html","title":"Day Eight of May 21 Apocalypse: KCUF Radio's \"End of Days\" Play List"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}]},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-4568427709069453717"},"published":{"$t":"2011-05-19T11:04:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-05-19T11:04:27.698-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"bible"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christianity"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"end of the world"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"family stations"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"google doodle"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"harold camping"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"heaven"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"News in Photos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"rapture"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"News in Photos: Google to Release \"Doomsday Doodle\" for May 21 Apocalypse"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-lF6IiMfUJRQ\/TdVVsk6av3I\/AAAAAAAAB4o\/GErLUv3pdGw\/s1600\/Google+Doomsday+Doodle.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"318\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-lF6IiMfUJRQ\/TdVVsk6av3I\/AAAAAAAAB4o\/GErLUv3pdGw\/s400\/Google+Doomsday+Doodle.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EClick to enlarge\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWith Judgment Day nearly upon us, Google has created a very special Doodle -- the last of its kind -- to commemorate its successes and loyal user community. A company spokesperson said, \"It's hard to believe we must part so soon, but search for us in Heaven. We're not sure about access to technology in the sweet hereafter, but we're confident that voice and image searches can still be conducted. We thank you all. By having access to your data, we feel that we've really gotten to know you intimately...perhaps better than your own families. You will be missed. Rest assured, we never sold any of your search information to marketing companies. Good luck in Hell, Facebook.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2011. All stories are works of satire and parody.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/4568427709069453717"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/4568427709069453717"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/05\/news-in-photos-google-to-release.html","title":"News in Photos: Google to Release \"Doomsday Doodle\" for May 21 Apocalypse"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-lF6IiMfUJRQ\/TdVVsk6av3I\/AAAAAAAAB4o\/GErLUv3pdGw\/s72-c\/Google+Doomsday+Doodle.png","height":"72","width":"72"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-343005254507553181"},"published":{"$t":"2011-05-18T15:26:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-05-18T15:26:33.510-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"antichrist"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"arnold schwarzenegger"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"family stations"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"harold camping"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"imf"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"judgment day"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Nation"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"oprah winfrey"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"strauss-kahn"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Day Six of May 21 Apocalypse: Harold Camping Narrows Down Identity of Antichrist"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-RxZ-67-LBTc\/TdRGRd-U4dI\/AAAAAAAAB4g\/I6aiwJ2tmXk\/s1600\/endofdays794dr.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"133\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-RxZ-67-LBTc\/TdRGRd-U4dI\/AAAAAAAAB4g\/I6aiwJ2tmXk\/s200\/endofdays794dr.jpg\" width=\"200\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ECourtesy Universal Pictures\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESAN NARCISO, Calif.\u003C\/b\u003E -- With just two days and a few hours of life remaining for the denizens of God’s creation, Judgment Day mouthpiece Harold Camping -- of Christian media leviathan, Family Stations -- has divulged more details about the Second Coming of Christ. In Camping’s latest revelation, he attempts to narrow down the identity of the Antichrist. As foretold in the Book of Revelations, the nemesis of the Lord will likely assume the misleading form of a savior, widely believed to be a politician or an individual holding enormous global sway. Based on Family Stations’ Wednesday broadcast, former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the disgraced managing director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), have become Camping’s two most feasible suspects.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cb\u003EThe Terminator\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECamping had targeted Arnold Schwarzenegger as his front-runner until the news of Strauss-Kahn’s arrest for rape this week. Family Stations representatives provided the following justification for Schwarzenegger’s qualifications as Antichrist.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cblockquote\u003EArnold Schwarzenegger seems the perfect candidate. His family history is checkered and morally dubious. First of all, he comes from a long and storied line of Nazis. His father Gustav was a member of the Nazi Party. Then there’s Kurt Waldheim, former secretary general of the United Nations, who was discovered to have participated in Nazi atrocities during World War II. That information came to light while he was running for president of Austria in 1986. Why is this important? Because Mr. Waldheim is a close friend of Mr. Schwarzenegger. And Waldheim wasn’t just any Nazi. His name appears on the Wehrmacht’s “honor list.” \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThat Austria, where both men are from, had opposed Hitler’s regime until forced into it through the Anschluss, is particularly poignant given that the Schwarzeneggers and Waldheims were on board with genocide from the start.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EArnold Schwarzenegger was also a notorious drug user. He famously smoked pot on camera in one of his homoerotic muscle movies. He later admitted to steroid use. He hung around Steve Reeves a lot too. If you don’t understand the impact of that, ask a homosexual. Then condemn him and run away.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd of course, Schwarzenegger cherished his film role as the Terminator, an unstoppable beast sent to destroy all humankind in order to create a soulless new world through a nuclear holocaust. He also starred in a film about the apocalypse called “End of Days.” Coincidence? Nope. And in that awful film, the devil possesses him, at which point he attempts to rape an innocent girl. This too closely mirrors Schwarzenegger’s real life.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWe also believe that the letters of his last name, rearranged, impart a dreadful warning. Our research concludes that his name is an anagram for “Czar’s Egg When Re.” A czar is an evil communist tyrant. His egg would be the spawn of the devil. And “when Re” would allude to the return of the heathen Egyptian god Amen-Re, a possible reference to humans resuming worship of false idols and demons.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMr. Schwarzenegger’s credentials as a harbinger of Doomsday are truly difficult to deny.\u003C\/blockquote\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003EOverturning the Tables of an Evil Money Lender\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EIMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn was charged with seven criminal counts on Monday and faces a possible 25-year sentence after being accused of sexual assault on a hotel worker in New York City. He remains in jail at Rikers Island as a grand jury weighs the evidence to indict him. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAccording to the plaintiff, Strauss-Kahn emerged from his bathroom naked, grunting like a “rutting chimpanzee.” He then allegedly forced the plaintiff to the ground and engaged in a series of humiliating and unsanitary sex acts that, while legal in France, are outlawed in the United States.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ETheologians from Family Stations clarified their reasons for now considering Strauss-Kahn a possible Antichrist contender:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cblockquote\u003EMr. Strauss-Kahn, despite his penchant for rape, has unparalleled power and influence in the theater of global economics. Although he is being pressured to resign, his departure could jeopardize many sensitive political situations brewing across the world. In many ways, he maintains a delicate balance between frail alliances.  \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EBut now Brazilian and Chinese foreign ministries are using Strauss-Kahn’s arrest as leverage to end the World War II-era “gentleman’s agreement” that guaranteed Europe the managing director’s post. If that came to pass, and the IMF became controlled by a non-European director, we could see the collapse of world markets in a matter of days, as Islamic terrorists or brown-skinned communists assumed his mantle. But perhaps this was all part of his master plan to destabilize the world, create chaos, and usher in the legions of Hell.\u003C\/blockquote\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003EThe Uncomfortable Parallels and Prophesies\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe most interesting correlation between the two men, in Camping’s expert analysis, is that they have held positions of significant power in large economies of scale, have at one time been touted as saviors, and have molested their servants.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E“These are all signs described by John, if you fully comprehend his Revelation,” Camping claimed. “There are so many specific references to sexual transgressions involving menial servants. In the prologue to the first Revelation, it is written, ‘God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place.’ We interpret this to mean that the Antichrist will display his penis to a hapless maid and produce a scion through her. It’s clear that God warned humans of this eventuality. But it gets worse. In the second Revelation, it is written that the Antichrist ‘misleads my servants into sexual immorality.’ Then in the third book it says, ‘I am coming soon.’ Right there! That’s the climax of the Beast’s sexual congress with the servant. The evidence is beyond refute. This is happening, friends. It has happened.”\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECamping, for his money, says that he is still betting on Schwarzenegger as the Antichrist, and believes this will be revealed on the last episode of “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” where Schwarzenegger’s estranged wife Maria Shriver is slated to appear.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E“I wouldn’t want to make a definite claim just yet, because I haven’t finished my studies on the matter,” Harold Camping cautioned. “But Strauss-Kahn has not produced an illegitimate offspring that we know of. Arnold Schwarzenegger most certainly has.”\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMildred Patricia Baena had been a housekeeper for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver for over 20 years. Schwarzenegger fathered a son with her during that time, which was only recently made public. The product of their union is now 13 years old.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E“Thirteen,” Camping mused. “Not a godly number, is it? I think that says it all.”\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EFor continuing coverage of the planet’s last days, check the “\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/search\/label\/Countdown%20to%20the%20End%20Time\"\u003ECountdown to the End Time\u003C\/a\u003E” section of the paper.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2011. All stories are works of satire and parody.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/343005254507553181"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/343005254507553181"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/05\/day-six-of-may-21-apocalypse-harold.html","title":"Day Six of May 21 Apocalypse: Harold Camping Narrows Down Identity of Antichrist"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-RxZ-67-LBTc\/TdRGRd-U4dI\/AAAAAAAAB4g\/I6aiwJ2tmXk\/s72-c\/endofdays794dr.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7536322267119235073.post-4008074671780645547"},"published":{"$t":"2011-05-17T15:00:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-05-17T15:07:48.332-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"apocalypse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Countdown to the End Time"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"harold camping"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"judgment day"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"News in Photos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"number of the beast"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"oprah winfrey"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"News in Photos: Oprah Winfrey and the Number of the Beast"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Osx55TSwegU\/TdLwa7XW-mI\/AAAAAAAAB4Y\/cwunSV1cWh8\/s1600\/Oprah+Last+Show+666.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Osx55TSwegU\/TdLwa7XW-mI\/AAAAAAAAB4Y\/cwunSV1cWh8\/s1600\/Oprah+Last+Show+666.png\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPerhaps it’s no coincide that the final episode of Oprah Winfrey’s long-running, eponymous talk show will fall in line with Earth’s final days. Winfrey’s often been credited as a spiritual woman with friends in high places. But with the guest list cloaked in mystery, fans are asking more dire questions about whom Oprah Winfrey will be parading out to meet them at the End of Days. Based on a Google News search conducted Tuesday afternoon at 2:40 p.m. PDT, the answer could be more disturbing than imagined. Should Oprah supporters worry that the Number of the Beast was revealed in the article counts pertaining to her last show?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(c) 2011. All stories are works of satire and parody.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/4008074671780645547"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/7536322267119235073\/posts\/default\/4008074671780645547"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.benningtonvalepress.com\/2011\/05\/news-in-photos-oprah-winfrey-and-number.html","title":"News in Photos: Oprah Winfrey and the Number of the Beast"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BC Bass"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/03955077314348723159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"23","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MIYHN6OoEwc\/U2l7x9al6lI\/AAAAAAAAWqI\/RQs7GfIsfto\/s1600\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Osx55TSwegU\/TdLwa7XW-mI\/AAAAAAAAB4Y\/cwunSV1cWh8\/s72-c\/Oprah+Last+Show+666.png","height":"72","width":"72"}}]}});