Posted by : BC Bass Wednesday, February 6, 2013
"This is a first world country with third world health problems," said Ivanna Niet, an IHOP spokesperson. "Our program helps Children's Miracle Network treat the unacceptably high number of sick children. Promoting a healthy life for these kids is our number one priority. IHOP plays an important role in providing the most important meal of the day: a nutritious breakfast of cake-based desserts."
She added that "when you consider that this breakfast counts for 25 to 50 percent of your day's caloric allowance, that's a lot of food for free."
In the wake of last year's fiasco, the San Narciso Police Department confirmed it would be posting uniformed officers around the Bennington Vale IHOP. Ren Williams, SNPD spokesman, said, "Llast year, we found ourselves overrun by a gaggle of homeless people from the Hobo Gardens transient community outside town. And it was disgusting. This is a charitable event aimed at helping those in need, not a bunch of grubby, filthy panhandlers."
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