Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Davy Jones: 30 December 1945 – 29 February 2012. Rest in peace.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Costa Allegra Cruise Ship Stranded; Costa Cruise Owners Realize 'We Have Absolutely No Idea What We're Doing'
Costa Concordia, which sent 32 passengers to Davy Jones' Locker on January 13 after the inept captain grounded the vessel and then abandoned ship, are facing a new series of problems as another ship, the Costa Allegra, has been stranded in pirate-infested waters off Seychelles. Representatives from Costa Cruises, which owns the fleet, told the press that a fire in the engine room set the ship adrift in the Indian Ocean with over 1,000 passengers and crew members aboard. Late Monday night, the vessel was located 200 miles south-west of the Seychelles and about 20 miles from Alphonse Island, with only the emergency lights operating. Paolo Raspanti, a public relations officer for Costa Cruises, addressed reporters Monday afternoon, explaining: "Our motto is 'Cruising Italian Style.' Sadly, the name says it all. If you consider that Columbus bumbled his way to North America while trying to find India, you must acknowledge that we Italians are horrible sailors. Last night's incident with the Costa Allegra further proves that we have absolutely no idea what we're doing."
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
"At first I wasn't sure what I was seeing," Fallopian explained. "These three women were standing in line with dirt smeared all over their faces. Normally, when you politely tell a person she has something on her face, she discreetly wipes it away and thanks you. Not so much on Ash Wednesday, it turns out."
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Energized by Birth Control Victory, Catholic Bishops Seek Constitutional Amendment for Leviticus Laws
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Dining and Drinking
Piers Addleson's Pea House is offering an off-menu special for single men. In order to get the multi-course meal, for the astoundingly low price of seven dollars, simply approach the hostess and say, "I'm so lonely, I could die."
Friday, February 10, 2012
As California Receives $18 Billion Mortgage Settlement, Responsible Renters Buy Overpriced Homes and Apply for Government Relief
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Rev. Ted Haggard Denies Endorsing Rick Santorum Despite Being Credited with Spurring Colorado Victory
Monday, February 6, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Sources inside Goldman Sachs worry about Blankfein making his rent this month
Thursday, February 2, 2012
The Gingrich Campaign Capitalizes on the Momentum by Using a Newt to Predict the Length of Obama's Presidency