In the wake of last year's disastrous event, the San Narciso Police Department confirmed that it would be posting uniformed officers around the Bennington Vale IHOP. Ren Williams, SNPD spokesman, said: "Last year, we found ourselves overrun by a gaggle of homeless people from the Hobo Gardens transient community outside town. And it was disgusting. This is a charitable event aimed at helping those in need, not a bunch of grubby, filthy panhandlers."
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