Some celebrity insiders say Moore, nearly 50 and at the peak of her sexual prime, needs to find a younger man who can satisfy her yearnings in the bedroom. Kutcher, who is now in his early 30s, is nearly a decade past his carnal usefulness.
Close family friends, however, say Moore had expressed difficulty with forgiving Kutcher for his extramarital affair. “Demi was disgusted,” one friend told reporters under condition of anonymity. “Ashton was caught screwing girls ten years younger than him. I mean, what a gross, dirty old pervert. That’s like molesting children. I think that’s been harder for Demi to accept than the idea that he cheated.”
Kutcher’s agent said the most trying aspect of the divorce for her client was convincing the American public to care: “Strange as it sounds, news of this divorce fell toward the bottom of the search trends near Rick Santorum wondering whether he was still a presidential candidate, while at the top were recipes for green bean casserole.”
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