Friday, July 15, 2011
Expert Lip Reader Nancy Grace Can’t Tell What Bill Murray Whispered in “Lost in Translation”
Grace has made condemning Casey Anthony the cornerstone her 2011 programming. But when excited representatives from San Narciso’s only cable provider, RJ Fletcher Communications, begged Grace to reveal what Bill Murray whispered in Scarlett Johansson’s ear at the end of “Lost in Translation,” Grace was stumped.
“I don’t know what the hell Murray whispered to that home-wrecking slut,” Grace snapped. “Probably told her to hire some thug to murder her husband if she wanted out of the relationship so bad. Believe me, it’s not that hard to do.”
RJ Fletcher Communications has since pulled Nancy Grace’s show from its local programming.
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