Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Moody’s Downgrades Greece’s Credit Rating -- Greeks Appeal by Sending Exquisite Horse Statue as Gift
Officials from Greece expressed concerns over the Moody’s rating, especially because “all governments pay a subscription to these services. Perhaps the Finance Ministry should cancel its subscription. Maybe we could save some money that way.”
But in a eye-popping, last ditch appeal for Moody’s to reconsider its evaluation, Greek representatives delivered a stunning gift to the head offices of Moody’s Investor Services in New York.
“I don’t know how they did it,” exclaimed one employee standing outside the building, “but during the night, Greece delivered this beautiful 30-foot high wooden horse. The craftsmanship is exceptional, and it’s been drawing crowds all afternoon. We’re not sure what it does yet, but it’s certainly an overwhelming gesture.”
(c) 2011. All stories are works of satire and parody.