Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Rupert Murdoch Says Woman in Hacked Nude Photos is Not Scarlett Johansson
Despite Johansson’s condemnation of the leak, a poster on BuzzFeed cast additional doubt over the alleged hacking by noting, “I spent more time than is probably healthy trying to figure out if these are legit. ...Call me skeptical but gifts like this don’t just fall out of the sky.” Others in the media agreed.
News magnate Rupert Murdoch told the press, “Personally, I don’t believe they’re legitimate at all. No one at News International has ever come across nude photos of Ms. Johansson.”
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