A 5.2 magnitude earthquake, felt from Alicante to Madrid, destroyed several buildings on Wednesday, including a medieval church bell tower. It was the worst earthquake to hit Spain in over 50 years.
Authorities confirmed that at least ten people had died, including a 13-year-old child.
A spokesperson for Family Stations, the Christian radio network responsible for promoting the May 21 End of Days prediction, said that Harold Camping, the group’s president, was “exceedingly pleased.”
The representative also described Camping as pleasantly surprised with the disaster, exclaiming, “Holy crap, I was right this time?”
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