Saturday, December 4, 2010
Ashton Kutcher's Alleged Mistress Brittney Jones Releases Sex Tape
Posted by BC Bass on Saturday, December 04, 2010 in ashton kutcher brittney jones celebrities coolpix demi moore Entertainment humor nikon porn san narciso satire sex tape vivid entertainment | Comments : 0
Jones’ confusing elaborations of the tryst now include graphic phone calls between her and Kutcher, accusations that Kutcher had impregnated her, participation in a consensual threesome involving Demi Moore, and most recently the release of a sex tape by Vivid Entertainment. For the most part, Kutcher and Moore have been successful in rebutting any proof that could link Ashton to the affair. The details offered by Jones about the phone calls have been dubious at best. Ashton Kutcher, by most medical accounts, is also not far enough into puberty to actually sire offspring.
Then there’s the issue of the sex tape. While the woman in the film is clearly Brittney Jones, reviewers have not concluded that her male counterpart is Ashton Kutcher. Although Vivid Entertainment stands by Jones’ statements that Kutcher is the man in the video, other experts told reporters, “It’s just too hard to tell. The footage is of poor quality and resolution. It appears to have been taken by a Nikon COOLPIX camera, which we all know to be a very amateurish and silly device.”